I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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