Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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