They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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