margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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