How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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