i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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