I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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