Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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