Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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