# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
is it fun? or sober?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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