At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Randomize
