now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
No stitches, just platelets and will power
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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