Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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