Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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