I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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