Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
should my penis look like a turkey
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
