the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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