Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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