their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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