no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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