You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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