You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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