i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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