I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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