He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Someone signed my nipple.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
