is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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