Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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