nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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