im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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