Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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