Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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