You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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