real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just want to make out with him forever
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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