But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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