Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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