i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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