Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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