love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
