white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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