She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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