nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
