And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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