I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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