I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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