Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He told me they were just razor bumps!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's shark week go big or go home
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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