This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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