She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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