Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
the room spins SO much faster in panama
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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