I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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