Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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