I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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