If that was your dad, he is hot
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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