You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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