Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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