I wanna bring you to show and tell
Do you still have your period?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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